jewger, jewgers house, new orleans.
"if dominos pizza doesn't get here soon, I'm gonna make a fuckin' salad."
"yeah, it's decadence fest though, so you know they're gonna be taking forever. what kind of salads do you make?"
"bomb ones. I be using that vinaigrette."
"vinanaigrette is where it's at. I think ranch is disgusting, and mustard and bbq are meh."
"ever notice how mostly white people eat ranch?"
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"ever notice how black people really like some bbq?"
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"and the chinese, they're all about them spicy mustards."
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no, as a matter of fact, I never did notice that. lmao.
i want this dude to make me a zalad. did u know that back in the g they used to advertise jello as the "perfect addition to any salad" yeXh.
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